| Who | Quote |
| Sarah Castro | Everyone fancies Steve Guilbert |
| Kathryn O'Brien | He's cute but I don't fancy him |
| Tom Moore | He's cute but I don't fancy him |
| Sarah Castro | Don't tell anyone, but I think [Olly is] the new Steve Guilbert |
| Richard Field | We've not talked much about the animals of Mallorca. It is rumoured that there's an animal slightly resembling a mountain goat, but considerably less gainly. |
| Roy Bradshaw | (Pointing to the municipal ice rink:) There's the Real Mallorca football ground |
| Roy Bradshaw | It's geomorphology in action |
| Roy Bradshaw | (With a date palm 200 yards behind the bus, on the left:) There's a date palm on the right |
| Roy Bradshaw | It's geomorphology in action |
| Roy Bradshaw | There's a lemon tree |
| Roy Bradshaw | It's geomorphology in action |
| Roy Bradshaw | (With a date palm 200 yards behind the bus, on the right:) There's a date palm on the left |
| Roy Bradshaw | It's GIA |
NB you can link to Paul's song here
More to come, but you get the picture